How can Christians dismiss the spiritual authority of the Book of Squirrel if they haven't even read it?

Commandment #1 from the Book of Squirrel





Thou shalt have no furry rodents before Squirrel!How can Christians dismiss the spiritual authority of the Book of Squirrel if they haven't even read it?
Because it's not the world's best seller of all time.How can Christians dismiss the spiritual authority of the Book of Squirrel if they haven't even read it?
Red testament or Grey testament ?
Because some of us don't like nuts.LOL
The squirrel was cluching it so tightly at the taxidermy shop, hmm, maybe I should check the library...


Wait, maybe those nice JWs or Mormons will explain it to me. (sarcasm)
Squirley blasphemer!





Repent, and follow the true path of the Penguin!





Only the waddle of the tuxed ones can save you!





The lord's creatures are black and white, not dirty brownish-grey!
Do you have a copy I can borrow?
how on earth do they expect to protect their nuts
Bad Squirrel, Bad!
Same as the Holy Kittens Book





Meows! =^-^=
From its title I can assume it only pertains to ...........well, YOU.





Do not despair squirrel groupie, you too, can be saved.
The Book of Squirrel requires readers to have a certain IQ level.
I heard about your book, and i heard it's really good! i'd love to read it!....maybe you should try marketing your book more though............it appears that many people out there have not a clue about it.





~PhoeniX~
I see you tried the pizza then ?