Saturday, August 21, 2010

Is it a sin to run over a squirrel on my way to work?

or do I get points for that.Is it a sin to run over a squirrel on my way to work?
its a sin if you put the car into reverse and try again!!Is it a sin to run over a squirrel on my way to work?
If you did it deliberately it would not be a ';sin,'; but the act of a sadist. You would deserve a swift kick in the ar*se. If it's an accident, well...accidents happen. Just pray the Lord's Prayer twenty times, add 12 Hail Mary's, say ';Forgive me, Jebus, Sky Daddy, and Holy Spit,'; and be truly repentant.





And the next time you're in Central Park, throw a peanut to the first squirrel you see - that's ';atonement.';





P.S. You lose 5 points for this silly question.
Was the squirrel on its way to a pro-gay rally or a Flying Spaghetti Monster convention? I think there are exceptions for killing *those* squirrels.
No points for a little squirrel, only rhinos or elephants count.


I don't know about it being a ';sin'; but I doubt if the squirrel liked being run over very much.
Points. You also get extra points if it was pushing a stroller, or wearing a nun's habit. Oh, wait, that's only for people...
the poor thing!





theyre so cuuuuuuuuuute


but they do carry some nasty diseases








to answer your Q..its a *sin*
Squirrels are small, 1 pt on accident, 2 pts on purpose.
did you do it on purpose? if yes then you are one cruel SOB. how would you like it if i run you over with my pick up?
you only get points if you were late for work.Otherwise you have the comsolation prize of roadkill
Points, big points.
Only if they're after your nuts!
was it accident or on purpose?
roadkill bud, scrape em' up, great for stew.
If you do it, it's on.





DO NOT mess with the squirrels :D

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