What is a squirrel multiplied by a dog turd, divided by a corndog?

A hot, creamy, steaming turd chocked full of nuts and corn! Delicious with a side of rabbit poo and a nice warm cup of woodpecker wiz. Cheers!What is a squirrel multiplied by a dog turd, divided by a corndog?
prime rib in the Ozarks!What is a squirrel multiplied by a dog turd, divided by a corndog?
a hotdog?
one that doesn't flush





damn that corn and all those nuts !
A casserole?
You??
squirrel x dog turd


_______________


corndog
Rolf Harris
A tastey meat kebab?
George W Bush
Dunno but if one turns up on my plate, probably gonna send it back.
Right - if we attribute a number to each letter ( A=1, B=2, etc) and add them together:





a squirrel = 120


a dog turd = 90 and


a corndog = 77.





Therefore, 120 X 90 = 10800/77 = 140.25974





If we then attribute letters to each of those numbers (ignoring the zero and treating the decimal as a space) we are given AD BEIGD.





Which, I'm sure you will agree, is absolute nonsense!!!!!!
the answer is evidently a nutty hotdog that tastes like sh*t!

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